E-mail For Evry Male n Female...

I wanted to thank all my beloved ones, friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008,2009,2010 and continuing it in 2011 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now..................... but who knows. So please forward.

2011 Love Letter... From a Boy To A Gal..

 BOY:

Most worthy of your estimation

after a long consideration

and much mediation.

I have a strong indication

to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification,

it is no exaggeration or fabrication

that I have passed my matriculation examination;

no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.

What do you say to the solemnisation

of our marriage celebration

according to the glorification of modern civilisation

and with a view to the expansion

of the population of present generation.

On your approbation of the application,

I shall make preparation to improve my situation,

and if such obligation is worthy of consideration

it will be our argumentation of the joy and

exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

To remain victim of your fascination.

SHE WROTE :

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulation for your lengthy narration

of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation

for a combination which on examination

I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,

what about my graduation after a long botheration,

so improve situation in education

and make an application by acquisition

of post graduation and minimum qualification

for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation

undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the

regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim

of any fascination and,

3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of

paper conversation.

I Remain,

Unaffected by your affection.

Idena mana jeevetham.. Poem

Idena mana jeevetham..

Nidhura levagaane, manavaari moham badhulu mobile phone choosukuntunnam
Padukune mundhu devudini badhulu repu cheyalsina panulu gurthuchesukuntunnam
Idena mana jeevetham..

Aakasam vaipu chooddaniki - suryunni palakarinchataniki time ledhu
matti vaasana peelchataniki – arikalla meedha nadavataaniki opika ledhu
pournami ki amavaasya ki theda ledhu,
chandrunessi choosthu, dhaani meedha unna aa marakenta ani aalochinche chance ledhu.
Idena mana jeevetham..

Intlo baasipetlesukuni chetho bhojanam kalupukuni thini yenni rojulaindhi.
Marketkelli kooralu beramadi thechukuni, puchulunnayani thittukuni yenni rojulaindhi
alisipoyi intikellina tharvaatha amma tho kaaka ammai tho phone lo madladuthunnam
pakkintlo ye ammai undho theleedhu, yedhurintlo ye aunty undho thelidhu.
Idena mana jeevetham..

Chaavukelthe pedha karma varaku unde chance ledhu,
pellikelthe group photo time ni minchi unde scope ledhu.
Varsham lo thadavaalante cell phone thadisipothundhani bhayyam
Yenda lo aadithe rangu thaggipothamani ani bhayyam
Chalilo thirigithe jalubu chesthundhani bhayyam
Idena mana jeevetham..

Nijam matladithe kayyamemonani bhayyam
Abadhaalu cheppi cheppi ave manam kuda nammesthunnamani bhayyam
Cinemallo heroine laga araganta snanam cheyalekapothunnam
Cinemallo hero laga pakka vari kastalu panchulekapothunnam
Idena mana jeevetham..

Anthedhuku, idhi chadhivi mana lifestyle marchukune avakasam kuda ledhu. Mari inka
intey na mana jeevetham!!