My First Documentary Video..

Praardinche Pedhaalakanna Sahayam Chese Chetulu Minna..

Hilarious History Retold.. :)

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived
in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao.
These cities had the best
drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them.

Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to
father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology,
which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in
olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.

In olden times there were two big families in India.  One was called the
Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves
in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as Mera
Bharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty, so named because
they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their
capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the
Mowglis.

The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the
battlefield of Panipat which is in  Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace
loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines.
Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented
at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps
there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because
they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP,  Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was
sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,
after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not
like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it  Door
Darshan.

After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was
circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper Then came the British. They
brought with them many inventions such as  cricket, tramtarts and steamed
railways. They were followed by the French who brought in French
fries,pizzazz and laundry. But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened
Duplex who was out membered  since the British had the queen on their side.

Eventually, the British came to overrule India because there was too much
diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long period.  They
were great expotents and impotents. They started expoting salt from India
and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to
produce his own salt. This was called the swedish moment. During this
moment, many people burnt their lion cloths in the street and refused to
wear anything else. The British became very angry at this and stopped the
production of Indian testiles.

In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the
father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named
because the British were quietly lootaoing our country. In 1947, India
became free and its people became freely loving. This increased our
population.
Its government became a limited mockery, which means people are
allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our
constipation is the best in the world because it says that no man can be
hanged twice for the same crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if
you have not paid your taxis.

Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be changed.
This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not written
on paper. The Indian Parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower
and higher.  This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided
against itself cannot withstand.

So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British
were afraid of the dark. At midnight, on August 15, there was a tryst in
Parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag.

Recently in India, there have been a large number of scams and a plaque. It
can be dangerous because many people died of plaque in Surat. Scams are all
over India. One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were not given
anything to eat by their elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor which
is a small town in Switzerland. In this, a lot of Indian money was given to
buy a gun which can shoot a coot

Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left,
right and centre. It has started to library the economy This means that
there is now no need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself.
India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are
being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark meeting at
Malas Dive. At this place, shark leaders agreed to share their poverty,
pollution and population.